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Saturday, December 08, 2012

MooPig DeBunker Department :: "Bunker Buddies" -- PART ONE

by Pat Darnell  |  Dec 8, 2012  |  Bryan TX
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When you build that deep underground doomsday survivor bunker and stock it with hoards of supplies... you do realize that you will be in that bunker with your bunker buddies, don't you?

Your doomsday bunker buddies will be your family members in most instances.

A quick search for homicides amongst family members, Google reveals about 9,770,000 results in (0.32 seconds). We take the top result, Bureau of Justice Statistics, BJS, and find this bit:
  • "After spousal killing, children killed by their parents are the most frequent type of family homicide.
  • Siblings are murder victims less often than other family members.
  • Fathers are more likely than mothers to be killed by their children.
  • Teenage sons are most often the perpetrator in parental killings.
  • Older teen and young adult males are most often the perpetrator in killings of brothers. Males who kill their sisters tend to be younger than males who kill their brothers.
  • Sisters rarely kill their siblings.
  • Note: The victims of the 9/11/01 terrorist attacks are not included in this analysis. (LINK)"
If you have ever watched the Survivor TV reality show, you learn that to "Outwit, outplay, outlast ..." the element of humanity you are avoiding "out there," you must be sure about your bunker buddies. If members in your group underground have brought unresolved "issues" with them into the bunker, these could become your biggest challenge to survive. Bunker buddies with issues will be disruptive to your vision of redemption. No less, if you are thinking about your wounded-ness today, you will realize that showing your wounds to others will show your human fragility. Eh?

Those players on Survivor TV bring all their life "issues" into the mix. The issues become the prime reasons that a person is voted off. In your bunker, I don't think you will have the option to vote anyone off your bunker buddy team.

Yes, comparing your doomsday survival plan to the TV show is sarcasm. If doomsday comes as described in the Revelations of John, for most of us, our goose is cooked. Yet, building underground bunkers is similar to the atomic air raid shelters that citizens built in their back yards in the 1960's. My dad used to say: "... What if I wasted all that time digging a bunker in the back yard back then? ... " That was in response to the possibility of an atomic bomb from Communist Russia attacking the USA.

What we are mostly talking about in this survivor of doomsday is homicide. The human race is up for a cleansing, along with the earth's propensity to have extinction level events. That is the giant anteater in the bunker you build. If those surviving just outside your cocoon find the source of your air, they will assuredly smoke you out.

Therefore you will have to train your children, as bunker buddies, to not misbehave; and your spouse, wife or husband, should be prepared for teenagers to rebel. And if your are just neighbors down there surviving, the others will form alliances and vote you out. That is why you should be very careful about who your bunker buddies are. Yes?
" ... A devastating earthquake strikes Japan. A massive tsunami kills thousands. Fears of a nuclear meltdown run rampant. Bloodshed and violence escalate in Libya.
And U.S. companies selling doomsday bunkers are seeing sales skyrocket anywhere from 20% to 1,000%. ( .March 24th, 2011. HERE) .. "
NEXT WEEK  ::  PART TWO "More Bunker Buddies"

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