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Saturday, October 24, 2009

Fwd: [MooPig Wisdom] "Golf" -- OR -- "Pizza" MooPig's Multiple Choice Thursday

::this just in from En-Riched Ucranium, Compostholestoy

OK, OK - that much effort has to be acknowledged. And how do you expect the "world" to find gems like this:
 (this might well define the current economic inflation as the price of hopelessness; the cost of uncertainty; the economic expression ,of our unwillingness to plan for a tomorrow that we cannot comprehend. But, whatever the reasons, we are finding future-telling an increasingly difficult task. ...")

.. in the middle of an obscure blog about pizza and golf?? Do you EVER want to be appreciated, heard or understood - or are you trying to stay off the gov't radar? Suffice to assume that alien intelligence agents  monitoring the planet have found at least one source of daily entertainment, perhaps their only reason for waking up each morning (unless they've discovered espresso too). You are their daily Dilbert and they wire them back to home planet where it's the rage and everyone is wearing MooPig t-shirts. But to be fair to earthlings, these aliens have 63-hour days and they can read really fast, so they can afford to enjoy every article at their leisure.

I am not so fortunate, but remain ever-appreciative and fond of the refined art of EMOBABBLE and willingly accept the challenge you throw out to humanity each day to simultaneously think my deepest thoughts ever while at the same time remembering to "fa'get about it". Not an easy task. Not at all easy, what you ask of us........

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