Readers Ought to Complain
by Pat Darnell and the Three Blind Mice
Who is the Knucklehead who reasoned it is okay to make print smaller, and smaller? Readers must be aware of this; if not just try to read the labels on your Mucinex and Aleve bottles. I have to go find +2 spectacles and good light to focus on the print that is unabashedly a crime against humanity.
Unabashedly this crime is divisive. Typesetters for what unknown reason have made a factious mistake. Those of us who are addicted to reading will become supportive of forming parties and raising dissensions in opposition to books with small print, and those who produce them. You cheap skates are a menace to the common good of readers.
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Sunday, October 25, 2009
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2 comments:
I Agree...we must take control again. Grass roots at the typesetters as well as banks, schools, tax offices, i.e. throughout our society we are being misled and jilted. Please everyone, heed Mr. Wiesenheimer, he;s on to something.
I keep trying to decide if I have been asleep for a century, like Ichabod Crane ... or I am always just a half-step to first base, and the story changes. Suddenly it is twice as far to run to ? sort of thing ... eh?
Maybe parody and scorn will draw out the puss hiding in our nation.
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