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Friday, October 30, 2009

Vacationing Like the Kennedy's :: MooPig is Beta-Testing "Hotels Around the World"

by Pat Darnell and Spanky

Our only problem with this amibitious endeaver, is MooPig Wisdom is stuck behind a keyboard, with their fat suits; and around-the-world is out there. So, you are grass root Web User Dynamic, and you are our beta fish, beating out the locations and reporting back with information. Kapish?

For instance --

I knew a soldier maiden in old Phuket Bay...
What fun, and you want to get paid?

... Ha! See :: your money, your holidays, but you get to keep your hats on!

Karon Phuket
Hotels & Restaurants in Karon Beach Phuket, Thailand

Family Owned/Operated Phuket Hotels since 1989
Your Doorway to better rates and service
Why Book Direct with the Hotel ??
Guaranteed Best Rates - Instant Online or Direct Booking - No Advance Credit Card Charges - Personal Service

Simply Guarantee your booking with Credit Card, and Pay Cash when you Check Out to get an additional 5% discountt
Get your special requests confirmed directly with Us at the Hotel where you will stay !!!
"Enjoy your stay with us in our Karon Beach Hotels," Uncle Eric, Owner
Guaranteed Best Rates
Personal Service and Special Requests
Our Friendly Hotels in Karon Beach Phuket

"On the night of Tropical Islands' gala launch, the transformation from airship hangar to island paradise is nearly complete: there are still a few coiled up hoses about, and the rainforest plants look a bit dusty, but most things are in place. The sand along the lip of the Balinese lagoon is a pristine white. Round the other side of the rainforest, the island in the centre of the tropical sea - a body of water about the size of four Olympic swimming pools - is set for the premiere of what will be a nightly stage show."

This is Tropical Islands, a huge covered resort brought to eastern Germany courtesy of a Malaysian entrepreneur and a failed plan to transport freight in zeppelins."

Following is our MooPig, Over-complicated, Hotel Around the World Rating System:
= Eh?
B- = Be Manos
= Doe
= a rating that follows Doe
Eu  = Eat Up, as in Bacon Rouge

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