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Friday, October 09, 2009

Brain Industry :: Contesting the phrase: "Tends to"

The Male Brain: What's Really Going On in There
Why does he tend to be truly incapable of putting down the toilet seat? Why does he tend to have passionate sex and not even think about calling you again? We go exploring for answers.
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By Carol Mithers

"The more science learns about how men are different from us women -- right down to the structure of their brains -- the more we find ourselves hoping it will finally explain some age-old mysteries. For instance:

"Why do men tend to keep their cars spotless but live like pigs at home—while for women it's the other way around?"

Hold onto your Hats, Fella's
by Pat Darnell and the Herd
"You see," says Xi Lingdong, Confucian Nubile Empress of Brain Slices, MooPig Brain Industries Department, "men tend to perform certain ambiguous compulsions, while they tend to ignore other activities, because their brains are a good source of protein."

"In China, we eat the brains of our freshly dead men," explains Miss Lingdong, "it is a delicacy, steamed, fried and smeared with a monosodium glutanate soy sauce, served over noodles. In my Province it is called Menchow."   

"The recipe was once presented on the Lachel Lay Show," said Miss Lingdong added excitedly through her salivating.

We are sure something has been lost in translation, as we have no idea what Miss Xi Lingdong means, although making us tend to Confusion this day; Hmmm, hmmm ... we are thinking add refried beans, coleslaw and a draft, and tend to finger licking time.
NEXT Month :: Women, Why does your man tend to be an Omnivore, and so do you?
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It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.

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