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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

NWO is a kind of Queer Idea, don't you think So?

New World Order
by Pat Darnell and Lori

It's the big guy standing on the tarmac of his new temple under construction. He is seen making broad sweeps with his arm while talking to a group that surrounds him, heard over the bulldozers' roaring. It's the woman, USC professor, PhD in humanities and communications, explaining a visitor she has when in her morning meditative state. Typical spirit guides for you and me, us who seek 'all known wisdom' and 'humility in our understanding.'

It's molecular, as is thought by NWO'ers, that their alchemy will bring about a sizzling new way to make gold from gym socks. I feel another JazzRock Operaepic slipping into my wee head.

NWO, to me, is an aging spinster who has carried a Urantia Book around until the day she falls and cannot get up. Does she die to make room for the eventual reduction in numbers of humans on third rock from the sun? I think so; Wisdom dies Quietly .... Humility dies too.

New World Order is gallows humor; Michael Jacksonian, L Ron Hubbard ... and Mormon. You know those space ships all around the world, UFO's and flying saucers .. those are Mormons.

How do I know this? I have been visited by the jilted lover of Thosis Trombone. Let's call her Lori. Thosis is of the 18th Dynasty, fourth child of Ruler from 1842 to 1790 BC Egypt; became ruler during the 1700 BC, who shares bloodlines with DesCartes and Scooby Doo.

She told me that not only was her pharoah lover impotent, it turns out he kept rubbing this elixir on his self. It smelt horrible, like diesel, but that is not all. One has to wonder '... did they have diesel in 1800 BC ...' ? "What? Does he have clap?" I ask her. Then aside, "And how does my muse Lori, who comes to me before dinner in my weight-loss meditation, how she knows what diesel smells like ?"

Despite answers that make sense, I asked her about the Georgia StoneHenge erected in USA around 1980, in post-apocalyptic President Gerald Ford, Nelson Rockefeller, VP, era? She pointed a trembling, yet well-turned, digit at this:

Georgia Guidestones Vandalized
(blimey -- who could ever keep up with all this shyte?) pd


Brian Barker said...

I see that point 3 of the Georgia Guidestones is "unite humanity with a living new language"

A good idea, but which one? Esperanto seems to be the most appropriate candidate. It is new and living :)

Your readers, might like to check out an interesting video which can be seen at Professor Piron was a former translator at the United Nations.

A glimpse of the language can be seen at

MooPig_Wisdom said...

studying your link... will get back. thanks Brian

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