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Tuesday, January 15, 2013

MooPig Who Would Win in a Cage Match #10 :: McGyver vs Rick Dale

Let's call it a Grudge Match between Old Style and the New ...
by Pat Darnell  |  Jan 15, 2013  |  Bryan TX

One of these two stole his act from the other. You can guess why that would make this a motivation for a grudge match. Yes, one is the other's modern day disciple ... or is it just fate. MooPig Department of Cage Match Authority wants to bring it to a head.

History Channel has a jones for Rick Dale and his hit show American Restoration. His show is aired at all times of the day. Instead of showing History, the channel shows reality series of Mr Dale and his crew restoring Americana stuff, you know, rusting obsolete junkyard stuff. He does it at a hefty cost for wealthy collectors.

McGyver, actor Richard Dean, over twenty years earlier on a TV show, would take junk and stuff and fashion life saving devices from them. We suspect that Rick Dale must have devoted a lot of time watching McGyver, until he decided that would be his moniker.

Fix stuff. Restore stuff. Make a million bucks, doing it better than any one expects. They only thing missing is Rick Dale doesn't have a mullet.

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McGyver, Richard Dean

--versus --

Rick Dale, American Restoration

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All bets are final after the fighters enter the cage. Let's call this an: "Old style McGyver meets the New style American Restoration." BLIMEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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