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EGYPTIAN Leadership is more like String Theory
Article Retrieved by Pat Darnell

Most Likely New Egyptian Election Laws
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KABOBFEST  | Friday, April 9th, 2010 at 5:06 pm | by Nimr   "... With the appearance of Mohammed El Baradei as a viable presidential candidate the [Hosni] Mubarek regime is clearly worried. Their usual tactic of throwing opposition candidates in jail on trumped-up charges dealing with opposition candidates probably wouldn’t be effective with El Baradei due to his high profile internationally. While Hosni is keeping the seat warm for his son [Gamal Mubarek] the Mubareks are going to have to come up with some creative new election laws to keep El Baradei out. Here are the most likely new laws formulated by Kabobfest’s Egyptian Constitutional Experts:

* Must have experience insitituting emergency regulations.

* Must have lived in Egypt continuously for the last 25 years.

* Must not have worked at a non-governmental organization whose name includes the letter, I, A, E, and A.

* Must have mummy-like qualities, including an impossibly full head of hair for an 80 something year old.

* Must have thirty or more years of experience running Egypt.

* Suzanne Mubarek must think you are sexy, must want your body and must let you know before you can run for president.

* Must not be devilishly cute for an old dude.

* Must have had gall bladder removed in 2010.

Tarboush Tip: Will, Suneela, Fayyad ..."
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March 3, 2009
Gamal Mubarak Visits DC [SOURCE]

Gamal Mubarak, son of Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak, “quietly slipped into Washington” this week for a visit with the suspected purpose of gauging American sentiment ahead of his father’s trip later this spring. Additionally, some say he is “trying to lobby Congress against any sort of conditionality or earmarking in appropriations of U.S. aid to Egypt.”
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[See: also, Egypt's Next Unelected President? HERE]