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Saturday, April 24, 2010

NO, Heather, not you Too !!

[A Neighbor] ... Bonifilio said investigators matched the debris to Locklear's black 2005 BMW.
Retrieved by Pat Darnell

Because it was a misdemeanor citation, "she was not handcuffed, not put in a police car, not driven anywhere and not given a booking photo." Bonifiglio said.

THOUSAND OAKS, Calif. -- Heather Locklear [Heather Deen Locklear born September 25, 1961] was cited by Ventura County Sheriff's deputies after allegedly leaving the scene of a car accident near her home in Westlake Village. Locklear is due to appear in court in Simi Valley on May 17 [2010] at 8:15 a.m.

Locklear was arrested for DUI in September, 2008 after a driver called police and said she was driving erratically.

She had checked into a medical clinic to seek treatment for anxiety and depression in June, 2008.

The DUI charge was ultimately dropped after the actress pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor reckless driving charge. Locklear was sentenced to three years informal probation, was fined $700 and was mandated to attend a 12-hour road and safety class.

Locklear grew up in Thousand Oaks and is best known for her roles on television shows including Dynasty and Melrose Place. [SOURCE]

Locklear's earliest screen appearances were in the early 1980s when she gained small roles in episodes of CHiPs, 240-Robert, and Eight Is Enough, before Aaron Spelling cast her in the role of Sammy Jo Dean during the second season of his TV series Dynasty.

Following Dynasty, Locklear had a starring role in the movie The Return of Swamp Thing (for which she won the satirical Razzie Award for Worst Actress...

She was married for seven years to Mötley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee from May 1986 to August 1993.[wkpda] After their divorce, she married Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora on December 17, 1994 in Paris.

On June 24, 2008, she checked into a medical facility in Arizona for psychological issues including anxiety and depression, and requested an in-depth evaluation of her medication in order to receive proper diagnosis and treatment.

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