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Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Yard Ornaments are Important :: Response to Ubiquitous Jack



"TROUBLE AIN'T OVER ... Your trouble ain't ever gonna be done... ... !!" (Pribek)
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MooPig said...

CRIBS of The CELEBRITIES Huey Voice Over :
“Hi, I’m Huey here from the land of glacial kettle moraine."
— So’s I am going to show you my CRIB. ”
“This first spot here is the area of the carpet in the penthouse flat where I spend a lot of time tipping my head left and right.” [it is also the first place I peed when I was just a wee poodle.]
“My best friend is filming me while I show you my Crib. See that’s his free hand right there.”
“Say Aarff to Splint, Spot and Sakker Mongrel, Oh you can’t see them? Well, they are there.
“But back to my CRIB. This is my owners Tele, I'm front man; but he does mention Blues a lot, which leads me to think there is a ghost around here.”
“Here’s our TV and wow do I ever love Project Runway. tonight is season 3 reruns; love that tense moment everytime when they have to get the clothes ready for the models to walk out!”
“Ooops, Sallie Forth just walked by the door, give me a second to go sniff the air currents coming from under the front door, sniff sniff, hmm there’s a spot, right there.”
“Okay, so over here is the awesomest awesome part of the carpet just before the wicker table where I get to stretch out and scoot a little.”
And now I will do my famous award winning commercially successful sit down for you -- there, how’s that”
“Hmm, what’s that on my paw? Hmm oh it’s some pollen, 'scuze me a moment” [Plipph plipgh, splaffle, lick lick lick wag wagg wag]
“Thanks for dropping in to see my CRIB — keep supporting my Brand of Cute, please."

April 6, 2010 at 6:25:00 PM CST

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