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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Spot Check on Keefer, MooPig's new Leading Economic Indicator

What is Keefer Wearing Spring 2010?
Retrievals by Hummer Dienger Braggs, MooPig's Civil Engineer / Fashion Expert

Ke$ha Valley Girl says "her fashion inspiration is Keith Richards," and MooPig agrees Keffer is our Economic conservatory of hindsight for figuring the next economic plunge or sprout!!

[SOURCE] Fashion is an indicator of Economy -- not just Housing Starts... So we think the longest running Fashionista is the one and only Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones. What goes Keith? You can't learn this at DeVry, no sirreeee.
H Dienger Braggs reports: " ... Economics: MooPig has used the hem length of women's dresses as leading indicator of the economy. Since many women no longer wear dresses or skirts, this method has become iffy. Therefore the MooPig Economics Department branch of Peaks and Valleys Department, has issued a Memo that it will start using Keith Richards as the leading economic indicator. Where goes Keith Richards, so goes the economy ... no? (SOURCE)"
Let's fall back to 1968 Fashionista .... HERE
Let's look at Spring 2009:
And, Today April 2010, checking out Joan Jett:
Photo Credit: Buzz Foto
Suddenly Joan Jett is everywhere – thanks to “ The Runaways” movie, and we’re glad to see her. Somehow she ended up at a Scottish charity event held in New York and hosted by Sean Connery, called “Dressed to Kilt.” Celebrities and designers showed off their kilt inspired fashion (we’re MAD for kilts) and we picked Joan’s version as our favorite. We’re not so sure about the feather mohawk, but the skirt is heaven. (SOURCE)

What is Keith Richards wearing Spring 2010? MooPig has no image of Keefer today !! Just this from January 2010:

It seems like a lot of rockstar types die young, and if they don’t their drugging, chainsmoking, and partying catches up to them. Rock chick Anita Pallenberg was a gorgeous model/actress in the swinging sixties – she dated at least two Rolling Stones and toured the world with the band. (That’s her in the top photo with Mick and Keith in 1968) She dated Brian Jones for two years and afterward hooked up with Keith Richards for twelve years. They had three kids together. Anita’s 65 now (she was photographed outside a supermarket, looking cranky) and we think she might have aged better if she’d taken care of herself, but she DID have an extraordinary amount of fun!
Posted by Janet on January 9, 2010 (HERE)

-- AND -- another pirated photo

Keith Richards showed up at the Scream 2009 Awards as laid back as ever. Johnny Depp introduced a filmed tribute to Keith and presented him with a Rock Immortal Award. Still a man of few words, Keith’s speech was a quick thank you. Despite his youthful indiscretions, Keith and his wife Patti Hansen have had a surprisingly long 26 year marriage.
Posted by Janet on October 18, 2009
-- AND -- We leave you hanging with this historical pirated photo from 2006:

These girls are hot commodities – not only do they come from rock royalty, but they’re successsful models on their own. They appear to be genetically blessed.
Posted by Janet on November 27, 2006 Elizabeth Jagger, 21 the daughter of Mick and Jerry Hall, was frolicking in the coolish surf with Theodora Richards, 20, the spawn of Keith Richards and Patti Hanson. (Is that underwear they’re wearing?)

We are as confused as Joe Biden about the Economic future of the whole world ...YIKES!!!! We suppose we be free-stylin' jus' like we been doin' ... big ass hits await, on de' horizon, Bwaahhh.

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