Moo Pig Wisdom is a brilliant combination of Antiquity and Prequel Modern Flea Market. We respectfully ask you to mind your children while here.

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Remember Last October? No? Me Neither ... but

Clara Meadmore :: Live Longer? Then Give Up Sex
Live Longer? Then Give Up Sex

craigz on Oct 15, 2009
Tags: 106 year old woman says no sex is the secret to long life, live longer, secrets to a longer life, women
Another Year ... Opa !!

A woman [Clara Meadmore] aged 106 claims her long life is due to lack of sex… [but how would she know?? She's never had a schtumping... she's still a virgin]

Ever wanted to live past 100? Well look no further than Clara Meadmore, a woman who proudly celebrated her 106th birthday this weekend. So how did she do it? Well she puts that secret down to living a life without sex!

Meadmore, a retired secretary, claims that when she was young it was known that if she wanted to have sex then that meant getting married…and bless her she never wanted any of that to happen.

“I have just never been interested in sex”, she says. “I imagine there is a lot of hassle involved and I have always been busy doing other things.”

Good advice if you want to lead a sex free and perhaps, tongue in cheek, stress free life!
Gemma on Oct 25, 2009
lol well this makes things confusing i heard more times that sex can be good for you and i with me it makes me lose alot of my stress especially after orgasm. Sure its true that sex can cause problems especially if you cant get what you want lol but it can also heal anyway you decide i think being stress free helps dnt think it was to do with the sex
Pat Darnell and Friends on Nov 3, 2009
Hi Craigz:
I was tooling around looking for any news on Clara Meadmore, and ran across your post. I had run a blurb on Old Age, What’s the Secret? “of Tuti Yusupowa, 128 years old, in a village in Karakalpakistan in a remote region of Uzbekistan Jan. 28, 2009. Yusupowa, who was born on July 1, 1880, is the world’s oldest woman… ” a year ago, and a commentor on that post sent me to last year's headline of Clara.

I am happy to hear Miss Meadmore has had yet another birthday. Thanks.
Patrick Darnell

2 comments:

Pribek said...

I can't see giving up bumping uglies to get your face on a Smucker's jar.

MooPig_Wisdom said...

or a milk carton ... hi Bro!

Blog Archive

SUNDAY :: bishop FM 105.9 Auckland



[Go To SOURCE]

Gary Grainger LIVE BluesShow from Auckland, 6 to 8PM LondonTime .... you listen too.

DISCLAIMER

: It is PROHIBITED by law to use our service or the information it provides to make decisions about consumer credit, employment, insurance, tenant screening, or for any other purpose subject to the Fair Credit Reporting Act, 15 USC 1681 et seq. MooPig Wisdom does not provide consumer reports and is not a consumer reporting agency. The information available on our website may not be 100% accurate, complete, or up to date, so do not use this information as a substitute for your own due diligence, especially if you have concerns about a person’s criminal history. MooPig Wisdom does not make any representation or warranty about the accuracy of the information available through our website or about the character or integrity of the person about whom you inquire. So dip your balls in turpentine and get rid of your own fleas before calling me out.

Ask Someone Who Cares -- SUCH AS SUCH MULCH

To report any abusive, obscene, defamatory, racist,
homophobic or threatening comments, or anything that may violate any applicable laws, please click
--ask_someone_who cares -- ASWC to report with pertinent details.

Anyone posting such material will be immediately mesquitte blackened over a very hot pit fire down at C and J's BBQ on Harvey-Elmo-Weedon Road, and permanently removed from all servers, its IP
owner will be locked in a small room with back issues of
The ECONOMIST, and one scratchy re-mix 8-track tape of Steely Dan's first album...
IP addresses might be recorded to aid us in enforcing these conditions, that is if we cared.

A Fantastically Flawed Script for a Jazz Rock Opera -- "GAZA"

A Fantastically Flawed Script for a Jazz Rock Opera -- "GAZA"
GAZA by Pat Darnell for the Age of Attritionally Challenged

Email MooPigster Customers' Alert

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CywR3ouHKP4
If you receive this post via email, you notice it is mostly 'blank'.
We at MooPig Surmise, that at this point, one either says:
"WOW, I'm off the hook, and don't have to pay any attention to that pesky MooPig STUFF!!"
-- OR --
"Hey, where is it ...?"
The answer is: "IT IS A youTUBE presentation"... and you will now click on the http above to go see this modern miracle of technology.

MooPig Wisdom is Your Life-Line to Parody:
24\7 -- We accept all Calls from Contestants

MPW Unique Value Proposition, UVP
Shards of Evidence ... Opinion and Editorial ... We Blunderbuss indigestible Ersatz of Readers' and Writers' ... Explain Strategies of quasi-firms... and some not so quasi ... 110% Proof
One Only
Advertisement Only One
Publisher of Satire ... Enemy to Bombast ... Very Swank ... More Fun to Write than to Read

MooPig Wisdom is online to provide spring board for writers.
MooPig is the Writers' Writer that encourages voice, content, and style. PD

Bill Gaines said it

Bill Gaines said it
"My staff and contributors create the magazine," declared Gaines. "What I create is the atmosphere."