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Wednesday, November 04, 2009

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Clara Meadmore :: Live Longer? Then Give Up Sex
Live Longer? Then Give Up Sex

craigz on Oct 15, 2009
Tags: 106 year old woman says no sex is the secret to long life, live longer, secrets to a longer life, women
Another Year ... Opa !!

A woman [Clara Meadmore] aged 106 claims her long life is due to lack of sex… [but how would she know?? She's never had a schtumping... she's still a virgin]

Ever wanted to live past 100? Well look no further than Clara Meadmore, a woman who proudly celebrated her 106th birthday this weekend. So how did she do it? Well she puts that secret down to living a life without sex!

Meadmore, a retired secretary, claims that when she was young it was known that if she wanted to have sex then that meant getting married…and bless her she never wanted any of that to happen.

“I have just never been interested in sex”, she says. “I imagine there is a lot of hassle involved and I have always been busy doing other things.”

Good advice if you want to lead a sex free and perhaps, tongue in cheek, stress free life!
Gemma on Oct 25, 2009
lol well this makes things confusing i heard more times that sex can be good for you and i with me it makes me lose alot of my stress especially after orgasm. Sure its true that sex can cause problems especially if you cant get what you want lol but it can also heal anyway you decide i think being stress free helps dnt think it was to do with the sex
Pat Darnell and Friends on Nov 3, 2009
Hi Craigz:
I was tooling around looking for any news on Clara Meadmore, and ran across your post. I had run a blurb on Old Age, What’s the Secret? “of Tuti Yusupowa, 128 years old, in a village in Karakalpakistan in a remote region of Uzbekistan Jan. 28, 2009. Yusupowa, who was born on July 1, 1880, is the world’s oldest woman… ” a year ago, and a commentor on that post sent me to last year's headline of Clara.

I am happy to hear Miss Meadmore has had yet another birthday. Thanks.
Patrick Darnell


Pribek said...

I can't see giving up bumping uglies to get your face on a Smucker's jar.

MooPig_Wisdom said...

or a milk carton ... hi Bro!

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