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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

4th Day of Wisdom :: "I get the Moo and the Pig, Sort of, but where's the Wisdom?"

On the Fourth Day of Wisdom, my true love gave to me, Four Girls from Hyndsver, TENNESSEE

MooPig Wisdom is to Wisdom like an under-paint-tint in a Primer is to Paint
by Pat Darnell and Pun T Diddly-o

If Wisdom is your name, it does not include wisdom in your personality just the same. One probably, say, "William Wisdom, son of Charles Wisdom," type of lineage does not wisdom have. So much for MooPig Wisdom, eh?

Wisdom must be prayed for, to have it takes prayer power over a long period.

Sun-fresh, as in garden fruits and veggies, around here means just mere minutes before Mockingbirds peck a hole, or a weevil of some gets through the papery skin of your sun burnished garden gems. Harvest in cold air of dawn or dusk.

All children find a reason to rebel.
All Grandparents find a way to give your children a reason to rebel.

Dutch Lutheran Reformist type people do not really wear wooden shoes all the time, only North Shore Chicago people do.

Eggs and creams used in recipes should be room temperature before you add them to your blends.

QWERTY keypads, number pads and other text driven stuff will go away as civilizations become more and more advanced. Glyphs, and pictographs become the written language.

If QWERTY Pad is all you are given, well then make the best with it.

Grow a pair. Watch after your own. Keep the children clean and fed.

Be stingy with your belongings. Use the best wrapping paper for family gifts.

Keep in touch.
..... And a Girl from ITALY !!!
... That was fun ... Eh?

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