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Thursday, December 03, 2009

Poetry Coroner :: Addled Ambulations

"Unsolicited Poems Submissions Department" often sends to "Typesetting Department" these ditties for use as page-Fills ...
by Pat Darnell

Resource notes taken,
goes directly into paper,
re-write up to three drafts,
handled and edited later

FedEx waits at my door
depending on paper cuts
mind, body, and soul sore
this rhyme sucks more 'n more
Sometimes I get so tired
and bloody, I just let it go,
regardless of the stage it is in,
walk away, slip away pliered

Sometimes I hang in
for harmony obfuscated
Sometimes focus abated
from beginning to end,

which makes sensual
harmonious voice,
brilliant content and style
as if a palette choice
with plan visual
and a foot in the eternal

Often focus fraught,
and my humor is not --
really start to stooper
sounding like a Hoover.

Addled ambulates
damaging briefs
in long winded tides
pressure sucking out insides

Much befuddlement
esoteric rudiments
languages, logarithms
algorithms, audacity
condensation equality
balanced formulations,

postulated reason,
simple formula
in judicial sensing
canceled bail out
thought opinion in
faulty grammar cleansing

Is that more eloquent,
more efficient stuff
more concise intention
than declaration suffocation

In conjured systems
and time lagged creations
due to counselors
and others whose
eyes do not want to face
myths of truth's roots

Yet, they that are just file clerks,
inefficient at that...
that anyone places trust in
Postulate that crap

Because I am older enciting
have been creative 42 years
drafting, designing, certifying
just to be nullified by peers

printing, painting, presenting
trading at shows,
I jam as much
into assignment
as possible;

TEXT me tomorrow ..

pat. pend. / Pat Darnell / Thanks to Y. Ono for posing


Marinela said...

I enjoyed reading your poems :)

MooPig_Wisdom said...

Hi Marinela;
I just left a reply on your site Comments under Music Poem.

Thanks for your [short] compliment, short poems \ short compliments ... hehe ... get it?

Oh well, do make yourself at home here at MooPig ... as i recon at your site from time to time and glean from the fruit of your labors.

Ciao, sincerely, Patrick

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