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Thursday, December 17, 2009

5th Day of Wisdom :: Clever is Wisdom

On the FifthDay of Wisdom:: my true love gave to me -- "Five, or, Four, out of Nine clever Elves a Leaping ..."
by Pasquale S Mash jo'Face and Lurie D d'Flower  |  CST 12.14.2009

How clever is THE Dandelion?! Is thistle a clever flower? And what if you have FIVE Dandelions... how Clever is that??? That is so clever it is FLAIR!!

Is not the Dandelion pedantic, mercurial, alive and asleep, craven solar-schismatic, licentious? Well -- that is clever-ness.

Purtee dang' clever. And that is the point. Clever-ness is the surface tension on a sea of Wisdom. Every time your group argues about where you are going to eat, that's surface tension begging clever solutions. It is, by the way, what floats your boat; surface tension.

Clever is a transition we all experience, if we live long enough. Wisdom is our well-spring for clever-ness. You might want to listen to some of the senior citizens who you have been given company with... over the years. Better yet watch them dance.

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GEt it ??  HaHa ...? So far, this song goes:
" ... On the Fifth Day of Wisdom, my true love gave to me: 'Five, or, Four out of Nine clever Elves a Leaping ...

-- Four girls from Hyndsver --
 --Three non-French-made farm implements ...
--two Rocket--Men,
...and a labile Dandelion...

Do we have lift off? I certainly hope so. 


France said...

we surrender

MooPig_Wisdom said...

Fr, does it mean you aren't going to stick around for the last few days?? Oh, well, leave your weapons at the door, and you may start your million man march back to France, via Paris Texas, anytime you please. yours, Mr Growling

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