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Thursday, December 24, 2009

On the Twelfth Day of Wisdom my true Love gave to Me ::


-- "TWELVE T-Mister-Virtual MOHAWK GRENADES..."
-- one plus ten Mercedes Benz
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On the TWELFTH Day of Wisdom my true love gave to me:

by Pat the Rat, and Herb Teas McGillicudy with the Brigham Young Tabernacle Grand Marty Chorus

It  turns out, my true love noticed it is getting harder and harder to keep our teenagers distracted from their urge to emerge on paths of natural selection.

And also the path of youth passes all seven deadly sins. They are part of  roadside sags provided as children run by docents who pass out these bracelets for competitions. Yes, it's true, that  the seven deadly sins all oppose each other, like human thumbs ...


And while these paths are comically accurate, they also are false positives. However, they do take a validated at least 42 months... so:
That is why mtlvgtm "TWELVE MOHAWK GRENADES..."


And just because one thinks that our final object of obsession is not appropriate, because one doesn't "get it" ....take another look, ... makin' World_of_Warcraft look good -- "WHAT'S YO' GAME ?"


OUCH !! It's not about who I am, it is about who you are, and has been YOU for a decade now. What are you searching for?

The MOHAWK GRENADES are more like prizes, rewarding twelve steps to wisdom.... you kids know the routines.

You spend remarkable hours finding the reason for existence... that  is why me and Mr T jump in here to give you your just deserves.... TWELVE MOHAWK GRENADES -- YO!
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2 comments:

d2r2 said...

The Holy Spirit pulls the pin on another holy hand grenade as we humbly observe a celebration of birth and youth. "Twelve Days of Wisdom" has carried us along in mirth, music, media and messages to both soothe and awaken our souls. Thank you. Let us humbly remember the verse men, women and children everywhere know or will know. Any who can read, hear or feel has this Word of the Lord in their heart or on their tongue.
"For God so loved the world that He gave his only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life." 3:16

MooPig_Wisdom said...

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