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Sunday, December 13, 2009

Celebrity Match Maker :: Life is a Caberet Medley

LIZA -- w'id a Z -- and , and , and , ...

Retrieved by Pat Darnell and Wild Eyed Dead Elsie... and others prequels and sequels

What good is the use sitting all alone in my room ... blokker Dudes ... I'm going out like Elsie.... blushing flower ... laid out like a Queen happiest corpse I'd ever seen ...

Hobnailen StierBoken stacken fluhtensnocken Cabaret.... Zapppa dooo ... der un originale female one stop shoppe flurgen. Matchmaker sees Pink floyd, Alan Alda, and Paul McCartney .. with an out side wildcard bet on Prince Charles HA HA HA Zappppadooo dvirld go round, spakingghuein money.

Here's the Game :: You have ten seconds to pick name and place your bet accordingly before life becomes a CABARET Old Chum


Who thought they never saw the Punjab delighted in
all pungencies of speech. Scholarly men who rejoice
in punctiliousness in their language, contrive to
improve its flavor and precision by exercise in
these unexpected juxtapositions. Thus, as
with our Pundit's famous countryman Mr.
Jaberjee, though they use the purest
language, they can instantly express
every shade of thought with grace
and completeness without resort-
ing to slang : that ready cloak
wherewith puny minds strive
to cover their vulgarity
and lack of culture.

BY T. B. AND T. C.

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