by Pat Darnell
Well I have always been a sucker for any information that helps explain that. My radar has led me to the recent Hulkster, Hulk Hogan, series of events...
The title of this post hasn't much to do with the content until you get to the end. But the load of doo-doo piled on certain large proportioned,
mesomorphic, balding, middle aged endotherms, of the homophobic family white guys, like Hulk, and Arnold, and Sly, or Bill... should be unloaded. We might have a Day of All Crap Forgotten!!!ACF = All Crap Forgotten
Could that be the difference between having lots of mythology gods versus having only One True God? With only one God, all the loads of garbage are shredded, and everyone is entitled to a fresh start; is it that simple? Mythology gods just keep on blundering around and getting deeper and deeper into feudal forgottenism...!
Time to review and throw the old crap out in the circular file. No? Hey, if you keep too many records, you get accused for genocide later by historians. Shred the crap. I do it. It feels great to shred 300 credit card solicitations, or ten years of phone bill
statements. Who gives a shit?Well, as long as it goes public, there will be a load of crap piled on the strong guys. So MooPig searched for some evidence and found Head Wide Open from 2003:
Featuring again Benjaminista's opinion on -- read the articles HERE
Overlooked Internet Acronyms
12.13.2003Sure, everyone knows their LOL's and BRB's, but what about the overlooked Internet acronyms? The ones that time's forgotten?
That's where I come in. I've compiled a list of some of the greatest Internet acronyms (henceforth called Internyms) to ever grace the World Wide Web. Internyms are indispensable to the modern man, who is too time-constrained to type out phrases in full.
But before we get to the good stuff, first a little warning to prevent possible legal action:
WARNING: Using these acronyms without proper safety training will result in brain damage and/or genital
withering.Now that that's out of the way, on with the show!
BL@P - Busy Looking At Porn
EMDYIF - Eat My Dust You Insensitive Fuck
FY&THYRIO - Fuck You And The Horse You Rode In On
LOLITA - Laughing Out Loud In Tears Of Anger
PGA - Please Go Away (also some kind of golf association, apparently)
ROFLMAOZEDONG - Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off; Chinese dictator style
SCMH - Slack-Cunted Mongoloid Hausfrau
GOD... hmmmm -- God Obliterates Doo-doo !! GOD is after all an acronym for a name that has been forgotten. This makes sense. Thanks all, I feel a fresh start coming on!!
2 comments:
WWF..obia!
Bela Karoylia!
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