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Friday, August 22, 2008

MooPIg's First in a Series: Who's your Main Squeeze

"Hey, I make you live a long 'a time... come here. You are a Winner!!"

PDA, Public Display of Affection, is turning into a worldwide enigmatic cesspool for sports pundits; while bloggers rake and roil in the slobbery mass of OlymPDA. If you ask MooPig PDA Department Editor, Stan Uground. The Clinton/Lewinsky public display of last century has made this so. They 2008 Olympics seems to say to the world: "We, meanwhile, have passed that lascivious benchmark."

"Please, no labels in our modern
Global Seduced Socio-politico enviroment," says the Hofstede disciple, Uground. "For instance -- when in Beijing, do as the Beijing-ers do"

"Hugging at the 2008 Beijing Olympics is apparently just what it is... Innocent display of Joy, Relief and human emotive spirit!"

Or is it?

One Blogger, Dan Steinberg, at "The Many Olympic Coaching Hugs," has this to say:

"Enthusiastic, reunited, with long-lost-relatives style hugging is a virtual job requirement for many coaches in many sports, in a way that it isn't in, say, sports journalism. I've worked with a lot of editors at The Washington Post, and never hugged any of them, so far as I can recall. Nor have I hugged any co-workers. ...Here are some of the hugs available on the photo wires, ranked in ascending order of enthusiasm, from Bruce Pearl to Richard Simmons, roughly..." (Steinberg, D; Aug 18, 2008)

Thanks Dan. We know who Richard Simmons is, but we don't recognize the other, Bruce Pearl. Anyway, this concludes our first installment of hugging, from MooPig's Who's Your main Squeeze?


[PHOTO: Captions at Beijing Sports Smog... clik HERE]


Growing up is not a situation in which "Okay I'm an adult now... I get to do what ever I want to do.

" These children as athletes are in a vulnerable status," might have said MooPig Olympic analysts.

Let us suggest the obvious, "If they succeed they are still children, if they win they are still children."

And everyone said: "Hunh?"

MooPig's Stan Uground said this after reading all the silly hoopla: "You see, a married man who is
hugged and kissed each morning as he leaves to go to work lives an average 10% longer than his single man counterpart."

So Hug Your Daddy, Hug him in the morning, hug him in the evening, hug him at suppertime.... !!

Coaches are Daddy's too, and Mommy's deserving a truck load of hugs... all day long. Hug the
Dickens, Poe and Angelou out of them....!!!












HUG ME, BEAAACH!!!






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