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Sunday, August 03, 2008

Police Called out in 42 Countries

MooPig is up and running at this hour in [Safe Mode]
by Pat Darnell

Due to intra-office riots and highly volatile heat driven cage matches, employees are reaching out and touching each other, with fists and teeth. So far the battles have only been in the MPW Ent channels of virtual reality. Thanks for your patience.

FAQ
"What exactly is [Safe Mode]?"
:We do not know.

"What is causing the unprecedented internal strife at MooPig Wisdom Enterprises?"
:This unaffiliated post: FNCMFPECDAA #20

"Is this for real; or just another stunt to get us to read and write?"
:We might be quasi, but we're not that quasi.
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August 3, 2008 at 5:47:00 PM CST
Anonymous said...

Good news ankle. My Achilles heel has healed and am regaining consciousness. I have a meeting with the admissions officer and general manager of the audio production program at Art Institute of Houston. Hope to start by August 21st. Wish me luck or pray whichever you perceive to achieve the maximum performance.

P.S. Add me to this blog por favor. Does not show up on my Dashboard.

August 3, 2008 at 5:48:00 PM CST
MooPig said...

Estaban, you are part of this as "Stevenator"[....] so you can sign in with the old handle or you can send me your latest email address with gmail? And I will gladly make you a tenured commentator at the MPW...

Anything you want is plausible.

Glad to hear your injury is not long term, and to know you are going to be hanging at the AIH... very good work, I must say.

August 3, 2008 at 6:52:00 PM CST

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