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Monday, August 11, 2008

Bernie Mac died -- MooPig GOOAL Department... See What an "Obama Campaign Rebuke Gets You?"











MooPig GOOAL [Going Out On A Limb] Department wants to know:
Now Bernie's Dead, Obama, and your last words were: "I rebuke you, Bernie!" Now how do you feel, Barack? Don't you wish you could take back t
hat one? Stupid asshole.

According to MooPig Wisdom's Daily Email unsolicited inbox ad's tell us that Bernie was right on target with the subjects he talked about at your "fund raiser, Obama." Maybe you need a wake up call: on
menopause, sexual infidelity, promiscuity, and occasional crude language.

MooPig is considering establishing the "MooPig Wisdom Rebuke Central Clearinghouse" for guys like you, Barack "Rebukin" Obama.


Toward the end of a 10-minute standup routine, Mac joked about menopause, sexual infidelity and promiscuity, and used occasional crude language. The performance earned him a rebuke from Obama's campaign.

But despite controversy or difficulties, in his words, Mac was always a performer.

"Wherever I am, I have to play," he said in 2002. "I have to put on a good show."

Mac worked his way to Hollywood success from an impoverished upbringing on Chicago's South Side. He began doing standup as a child, and his film career started with a small role as a club doorman in the Damon Wayans comedy "Mo' Money" in 1992. In 1996, he appeared in the Spike Lee drama "Get on the Bus."

He was one of "The Original Kings of Comedy" in the 2000 documentary of that title that brought a new generation of black standup comedy stars to a wider audience.

"The majority of his core fan base will remember that when they paid their money to see Bernie Mac ... he gave them their money's worth," Steve Harvey, one of his costars in "Original Kings," told CNN on Saturday.

MooPig is a fan of Bernie's and wishes that the Good wouldn't die young, just this once.

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