Is this a "Wenn WENN" situation? asks MooPig Wisdom Rehab and Rebuke Departments. "Lange might have soiled the curtains," maybe Shock Jockey Strap had said.
With comedians dropping like flies, maybe someone should report this to OSHA as an extremely Hazardous Occupation.
STERN SIDE[D]ICK LANGE CHECKS INTO REHAB by wenn, Aug 06, 2008
Shock jock HOWARD STERN's radio side[d]ick ARTIE LANGE has checked into rehab to be treated for drug and alcohol abuse, according to reports.
The 40-year-old comedian admitted himself into an intensive outpatient rehabilitation programme at the weekend (begs02Aug08), his spokesperson Lewis Kay has confirmed.
Lange cancelled a series of stand-up shows and appearances, including his pal Bob Saget's Comedy Central Roast on Sunday (03Aug08), to seek treatment.
A source tells the New York Post that Stern's
side[d]ick "felt awful for not being there for Bob, but needed to make his health a priority".
Lange reportedly plans to return to Stern's Sirius radio show following treatment.
Mr Lange, MooPig laments your treatments and your return. Maybe you should be laid off for missing the Bob Sagatt Toasted Rum Show. Welcome to the "Ed McMahon school of yuk, yuk, yuk, .. who lost his soul, but kept his name."
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(Retrieved HERE for no reason other than to tell Howard "da' Duck" Stern his appeal is being distilled... MooPig augmented plenty of the original text, so what?) (bego3Aug08)?
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Could we trade Howard Stern for Bernie Mac?
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