PHOTO Right: Monposett Pond, Halifax, Mass, by PatDarnell
A guy is 85 years old and loves to fish.
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,'Pick me up.'
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' and repeated: 'Are you talking to me?'
The frog said: 'Yes, I'm talking to you, Bob.
'Pick me up; then kiss me.
'I will turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
'I will make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous:
'...because I will be your bride!'
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up
carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket, and said, 'My name's not Bob.'Then the frog said from the mans shirt pocket, 'Blimey, what, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride !!'
The old fisherman patted his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
With age comes wisdom? Certainly.
But, the Real moral to this story is [We Have a Winner!]
"Bassmaster J" said...Frogs are self-centered little sluts that have no real insight into the needs of the elderly for simple companionship. This amphi-human relationship is doomed from the start. On his next fishing trip, "Bob" probably hooked her up with a weedless rig and used her for bassbait...
"Bassmaster J" wins a simple hug and a kiss from Kermit, or this bassmaster's fantasy girl shown below!!! And dinner for two at the NEMO Sushi House !!!!
3 comments:
Frogs are self-centered little sluts that have no real insight into the needs of the elderly for simple companionship. This amphi-human relationship is doomed from the start. On his next fishing trip, "Bob" probably hooked her up with a weedless rig and used her for bassbait.
Winner!!
Frogs are self-centered little sluts!!??
beautiful
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