Miles Davis School of playing every Note

"Oh, yes, I think Miles Davis is blag-daddyist fusion master of all time. He is the cosmic unconsciousness."


Bin Bloggin' fer a while now,
by Pat Darnell
One -- if one is making money on the internet, one will not talk about it.

Two -- silent agenda is the new elite agenda for internet shit

Three -- new religion, define religion? something one does religiously... defecating and blogging come to mind...

Four -- bloggin is a means to keep your friends close... while keeping your enemies closer.

Five -- One subject = one blog is the best format for this shit

Six -- Very few people actually read anymore. Those who don't read, don't write. Those who write, well it is a well-spring drying up... and cadavers of bloggers will be a new item on E'bay soon.

Seven -- never forget or underestimate your audience...

Eight -- none of the proposed advertising schemes work worth a shit.. the only long lasting form of advertising is Spam... and it will always be the best money maker.

Nine -- Blogging is a good way to keep a lifeline to one's family. It allows disinterested shut-in relatives and distant cousins to keep up with how far a blogging relation's dementia has progressed.

Ten -- If one would make money blogging, it requires one to subscribe into becoming censor, content manager or some other anti-blogging position; because human history tells us that well-researched altruistic philanthropic free speech unabated is intolerable, and dangerous to society in general.

Eleven -- Blogging tears down the Ambiguity Threat

Twelve -- following the use of the movable type printing press to print the Bible, the Father of Blogging "Martin Luther" nailed his 95 theses on Wittenburg's Castle Church Door... sparking the Reformation....

Thirteen -- we look to albertgore.Gates.com who has sparked the re-information. We as blogging nation watch and comment to see not "what Billy G will run to do next," rather "what he is running away from."

Fourteen -- Long term blogging leads to "Outsourcerous loggerheadus bloggerdaggious servicerevolving postal industry dementia maxi mus pay us Backus In Dia Syndrome" in its workers.

Fifteen -- the human race that learns to subsist on insects and domestic pets will inherit the earth.

Sixteen -- Pick any two words in any language, type them into Google with a comma between them; if there is no available reply to your combination; you should consider that as the title to your next blog.

These pointers are the Up side... All for now. PD, aka MooPig

"Oh, yes, I think Miles Davis is blag-daddyist fusion master of all time. He is the cosmic unconsciousness."