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Sunday, August 31, 2008

Have you seen this one? Ob[s]ama Bi[n] [La]den

by Pat Darnell and Friends


Obama Biden -- Ob[s]ama Bi[n] [La]den


Only in America.... Please let me say that again: ONLY IN AMERICA !!

I am giving free press to Obama Biden, because I believe in the unbelievable. Yes, I do. I believe in Abraham Lincoln, and I listen carefully to what octogenarian Veterans of World War II say.

There is no question that sifting through blogs will converge on the Peter Principle described by the accuracy in the Sherlock Holmes theory of deduction: "what ever is leftover, after eliminating all possibilities, is going to be the answer... no matter how rediculous that leftover is."

I believe
I am a free American living in the middle of the USA, with all the comforts that come with that honor, as I was born a third generation Texan, resulting from immigrant farmers and builders coming from the east.

That is why only in the USA could a Muslim, racially mixed, male of humble beginnings make it to the candidacy of the Democratic Party 2008.

Not one of the entire billion internet users is mincing words... now is the time to exercise freedom of speech. And what is the 40 million who watched the DNC Candidate Obama acceptance speech saying?

Mostly the public record has been "thoroughly expunged.. err exhumed" on these issues:
  • Obama has a doctored-up birth certificate, or two...
  • Obama has been photographed in his pre-teen confirmation sartorial splendor as a Muslim
  • Obama has no proven leadership record
  • Obama's mother is white, and his dad is black, and his maternal grandparents are white
  • Obama has at least one, half-brother in Kenya
What does it all mean? Obama is mostly harmless.


________________________________[clik HERE to read this blurb typical of the day]
(voxnov; Obama receives “terrorist” walking stick as gift June 6, 2008) As most of you know, Obama received yesterday an old maple walking stick from a 95-year old man from Virginia, which Obama joked he would use to “whup” Congress if they didn’t pass his health care bill.

But… what is really behind the gift that may, at first glance, appear completely harmless? What else is Barack Hussein Obama planning to do with the walking stick? Perhaps he doesn’t want to tell us the whole story.

The picture below shows a close and quite scary resemblance and may give us an answer to the question: (This post is done in honor of Michelle Malkin for wasting our time by pointing out “obvious” terrorism threats)

Christopher Says:
If you’re going to ridicule Malkin — and she’s over the top at times, I agree — at least present her accurately. Here is her exact post on the subject:"Charles Johnson notes, and many readers have e-mailed about, Dunkin Donuts’ spokeswoman Rachel Ray’s clueless sporting of a jihadi chic keffiyeh in a recent DD ad campaign. I’m hoping her hate couture choice was spurred more by ignorance than ideology.

"Is Ray’s blunder worth boycotting Dunkin Donuts over? I’ll be interested to hear the company’s take. At this point, I’m going to give the management the benefit of the doubt."

See what I mean: Dunkin Donuts and Rachel Ray?? Obama is mostly harmless.








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Osama Bin Laden's blog on News Groper ---

Curse this cheap ass GPS! I am not hiding, I am lost!
No one knows where the Osama Bin Laden fled after the 9/11 terrorist attacks. Judging by the Al Qaeda leader's videos, which threaten the United States and any country which supports it, he may be in a cave inhabited by first year film students with arthritis

It never ceases to amaze me how your Western media wastes its time on these things. Is Barack Obama a secret Muslim? Is he part of a sleeper cell planning to take over the White House? Does he prefer the Quran to the Bible? Come on you people — wake it up! Could the answer not be more obvious?

YES!

  • Muslims cannot play the bowling ball. Obama cannot play the bowling ball.
  • Obama enjoys the company of crazy religious leaders.
  • Obama enjoys the company of crazy followers.
-- AND --

On this 60th anniversary of the modern state of the israelites, let me take a moment to say a few nice words about these jews.

Dear Jews -- you have done some good things, Osama is big enough to admit this. I like your comedy. That Seinfeld and his crazy situations! How long will we have to stand in this line for chinese food? Where is my car in this parking garage, I cannot find it! Oh no, my girlfriend has man hands! I watch this Seinfeld every time he is on, which is a lot.

Other stuff I like about jews:

  • Knishes. The perfect food for fleeing through the desert, they come in their own wrapper, and provide plenty of tasty starchy calories.
  • Bob Dylan. He isn't always jewish but he is best when he is.
  • Hava Nagila. Once you hear this song you cannot stop from humming it all the day long. It is so happy. (Osama's Blog; lately)
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