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Friday, August 15, 2008

MooPig's "Name those Feral Piglets" Competition...

From our field CEO of Beauty, Christina J., Contributing Editor, comes this discovery:

"So here are our new family members. They are wild hogs – about 1.5 pounds each at the moment. No names yet. :) They were rescued from the middle of the pasture, just before buzzards were going to swoop down and get em. So, they are house pigs now. Wish us luck!" (Jones, C; 15AUG08)

Commenter:
Q: Christina, Marshall told me earlier and I’m so excited. Look at how cute they are! Are they eating and pooping?

A: Hey Ginger! No poop yet. One is eating for sure - not positive about the other, but its getting close. Marsh says they aren’t more than a week old. We will see!
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At MooPig Bryan, TX, World HQ, we will be posting Office Pools on first poop time/date, and the accepted names of two boy feral piggies... from College Station, Texas. (clik HERE for Christina's Home Blog site]

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Badgers?
Badgers!!
We don't need no stinking badgers...

MooPig said...

Este blog está valorada M para malhechores no se admiten. Pero si quieres botellas de agua, y algunas frutas, vaya pregúntele a su madre que es mi novia, y hace lo que digo..!

?ahora nos disparan los unos a los otros, no?

Anonymous said...

No soy malhechoro, soy una "doorjamb".

Anonymous said...

Pheral!

MooPig said...

Door Jamb: perdón la libre asociación, pensamos que estuvo banditos .. que va a ser un grande o de una venti? since we only substitute designer cups for badgers... Whew!

Anonymous: Pheral Nice! As long as you honor Mike Phelps... 's all gonna okay.

How about Spitz and Phelps as names for Chrissie's ferals?

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